tumblr depressed
the type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on tumblr.
boy 1: yo did you hear heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
boy 2: yeah man, i heard she just got tumblr and prob got tumblr depressed
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