Tumblr Marriage


also known as a tumblr wedding, it is when a tumblr user extend a often silly proposal in another users ask. the asked will then accept, then send his or her own proposal via ask, with a haiku included. it will be accepted, a haiku written in response, then the partnership will be highly advertised on both blogs, with both partners forever advertising the other on their blogs. great for co-writers, real life hubbies, and publicity stunts.

(footnote. this is not a legally binding marraige, nor is it exclusively heteros-xual or faithful. two, three, or more, partic-p-tes may be included, and more may be added over time.)
(shanna23) asked: cara, i wish to ask for your electronic hand in non-exclusive tumblr marriage. yours, shanna.|

cara-i accept!

(cara-not) asked:my dear shanna, i love your humor! i accept and reciprocate you query.
marry me today
and love me never
forever shanna?

shanna: i accept!
this is awesome
i want to scream again
no longer alone.

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