Tummy Kisses
when you pay a stripper and lay a u.s. american dollar in your lap, she blows on your genitals like blowing on a newborn baby.
“hey, look at that stripper giving teddy tummy kisses on his p-n-s!”
when a stripper blows on your genitals like you would someone’s stomach.
“teddy pendergr-ss is getting tummy kisses on his d-ck by that stripper over there!”
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