tundra pig
a large woman generally (but not always) from the frozen tundra of minnesota. these monstrous behemoths are known for their protective layers of lard to allow them to survive for days in the harsh winter months.
i’m tired of meeting girls on mysp-ce, they all use the angles to hide the fact that they’re still tundra pigs.
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