turd jockey
one who partic-p-tes in the act of -n-l intercourse and -sshole play whether it be h-m- or hetero s-xual play in nature.
“you know, i have just had about enough of dave’s comments about him and his wifes -ss capades. now when i see dave, i just think to myself-man what a t-rd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. i just want to say : keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so i can be ignorant to your -n-l s-xploritory adventures. i mean come on. we still have to spend christmas parties together and i don’t want it to get freakin’ wierder, so stop!-please”
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