turd wannabes
loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and “small-chunkish” to be considered a t-rd. these inferior p–p chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see type 5 and 6 on the bristol stool scale) these “fluffy pieces with ragged edges” will definitely sour the remainder of the day. being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a dads. worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular t-rd brethren. they are t-rd wannabes.
my dads this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and t-rd wannabes.
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