turf lodge facelift
turf lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. a turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.
she may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in
similair to croydon facelift
check out the turf lodge facelift on that b-tch. her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline
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