turk-a-lurk


a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.
jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night – he’s being such a turk-a-lurk.

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