turkey fart
usually after a big turkey meal; aka thanksgiving, it’s the rotten stench created in your r-ct-m and peaked with its pressure release. these special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish sh-t smell.
man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts…
a series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between florida, miami-dade county, and a series of mole creatures known as tar tar.
resident one: “my revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!”
resident two: “whoa!”
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