turkish ham sandwich


when an exceptionally dirty person slaps their c-ck on another person’s face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said c-ck. for added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the “hammed” person’s now greasy face.
after the hobo raped that b-tch, he gave her the good old turkish ham sandwich.

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