Turkish mashed potatos
1.the act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls -ss along with a little b-tter and salt and then f-cking her as hard and fast as you can in the -sshole.
1. step one-boil one large russet potato, step 2 insert into -sshole with b-tter and salt. 3. f-ck -sshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!
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