Turkish Roommate
the act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then sh-tting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty sh-t-beard. it helps to eat a gratuitous amount of taco bell beforehand.
chris- “man, did you see brant? he looked like rick ross if his beard was made of diarrhea”
rob- ” yeah i gave his sorry -ss a turkish roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though”
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