Turn my swag on


to put on (donne) one’s clothes and accessories, including jewellery, watches and general ‘bling’.
person 1: yo n-gg-, you outa bed yet?

‘n-gg-‘: yeah man, just got to turn my swag on then we can roll.
for melissa to turn me/my cat on.
cat:hey melissa, turn my swag on.

melissa: ohhh yeaaahh, purr kitty cat, purrr.

cat:ooohhh yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

melissa: yee-hmmm! (melissa’s s-x noise) 🙂

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