turritopsis nutricula


the biologically immortal jellyfish. perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. this jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming s-xually mature. it originated in the caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
person 1: what’s ur favorite animal, man?

person 2: the turritopsis nutricula!!!!
-waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging-

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