Tuscaloosa Timex
a replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disburs-m-nt on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
when howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the tuscaloosa timex to bring him back to consciousness.
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