Tuscan Chili Dog


when a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you’re sleeping, and then punches you in the b-lls, so that you wake up and grab your b-lls and you get sh-t all over your hands, and while you’re grabbing your d-ck and b-lls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.
i cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a tuscan chili dog.

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