Tuscan Wet Nap
as the woman leans forward into her genital area, the man attempts to insert his t-st-cl-s inside of her -sshole. while b-lls are inserted the woman attempts to give head. upon climax the man removes his b-lls in a speedy fashion giving the woman a strike upside the chin, hopefully causing temporary unconsciousness or a short coma state.
“i am going to perform the tuscan wet nap on this monkey tonight so don’t wait up.”
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