Tuxedo Boner


not just your average b-n-r. a b-n-r that is cl-ssy and sophisticated. often seen with a bow tie. a tuxedo b-n-r should never be hidden. it should be proudly displayed for all to see.
guy 1: why are you taking your pants off? and why do you have a bow tie?

guy 2: cause i’m feeling abnormally aroused and sporting a tuxedo b-n-r

guy 1: can i see?

(guy 2 proudly skips naked down high school hallway)

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