Twang Tang Bang
when a girl is blowing you and and the last second pinches the head of your d-ck you so can’t c-m.
that girl was blowing me so good until she did that tw-ng tang bang sh-t and i couldn’t nut.
i hope this isn’t one of those tw-ng tang bang girls and she actually lets me finish.
this is definitely one of those tw-ng tang bang followed by -n-l girls. i am in for a trip tonight.
i’d much rather jerk off than get a tw-ng tang bang.
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