twat jockey


1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man wh-r-.
1. female a: “that boy over there is exceptionally attractive.”

female b: “yes, you’re right. but i heard from female c that he is a major tw-t jockey. you better stear clear of him.”

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