Twilight Fangirl
twilight fangirls (tfs) are typically young, fanatical female fans of the twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their hot topic twilight tees. tfs travel in small organized groups, or at twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 tfs have gathered. tfs should be approached with caution by non-twilight fans, and safety guidelines should be followed. never state aloud that you are not a twilight fan, have never read the book(s), or find ‘breaking dawn’ unrealistic in any way. if threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly “i read the isle esmee chapter 27 times!”. tfs’ greatest wish is to stalk the set of any twilight film, or – squee!!! – to meet robert pattinson.
twilight fangirl #1 “omg, did you hear rpattz is on the set in vancouver?”
twilight fangirl #2 “i know! let’s go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we think he’s at) for 3 weeks!”
tf #1 & tf #2 “squeeee!!!”
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