Twilight The Movie
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-noun
1. a disney hannah montana monstrosity made solely for 13 year old girls with no ambition in life.
2. a series of books that will take your breath away and fill it with the stench of a 1/2 eaten camels torso covered in feces.
3. cartoon vampires that would lose in a fight against baby bunnies and duckies.
4. robert pattinson whose acting resembles a r-t-rded giraffe with pms.
5. instead of blood, the movie sucks 122 min of your life. the next day you wake up and realize you’ve been rapped in the mind.
five 13 year old girls go to the theatre and see twilight the movie.
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