Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded


the absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. the person in this state speaks ever so r-t-rdedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has p-ssed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. when/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
josmar was twisted f-ckin shatted sh-tfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

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