Two Bowls of Rice
the second bowl of rice is offered to you by the iraq general when he wants to f-yer azz.
iraqi general: h-llo ltc how do you feel today?
ltc: general i a little hungry today
iraqi general: hungry enough for two bowls of rice?
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