Two Check-Out Laugh


the occurence of a two check-out laugh is when two men are checking-out the same girl and catch each other.
guy1 oooh look at those lumps
guy2 mmmh i’d tap that
guy1 is that guy checking out the same girl
guy2 hey wait a minute is he?
all hahahahahaha lol
two check-out laugh

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