Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.
modern day application of: “the lesser of two evils”
child: “i can’t decide what to do, mom. should i lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn’t? or should i come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?”
mom: “you know son, two c-cks in the mouth is better than three in the -ss.”
child: “you’re right! thanks mommy!”
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