Two in the Glory Hole
when a man sticks his t-st-cl-s into a woman’s agape -sshole repeatedly until he then sticks his p-n-s into her -sshole and -j-c-l-t-s.
depending on the radius of the -sshole one’s t-st-cl-s may be sore after repeated penetration
friend 1: dude how wild was that chick last night?
friend 2: crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her -ss, my b-lls hurt like h-ll though
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