two-mile turkey trot
when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his p-n-s is inserted into the v-g-n-. while the p-n-s is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.
mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some s-x as well.
angelina jolie: it’s all good. we can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
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