Two of Diamonds
“she got the two-of diamonds”
“what happened last night mr rees”
“she got the two of diamonds, standard”
the act of defecating into someone’s mouth, often against his/her will, while playing neil diamond’s ‘cracklin rosie’ on a portable cd player.
“my mouth probably smells like sh-t because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago.”
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