two to the hip
getting really drunk, you forgot what you ate, you can’t hold till you get to a jon and a then p–p comes out.
this is due after you see the chick fisting her stomach especially drinking.
kat had too much to drink at the bar, she was highly intoxicated and the next thing we knew was two to the hip
that was two to the hip, did she really just p–p her pants, that woman of legal age?
i’m sorry does anyone have a depends pad, my friend had at least two to the hip when we’re drunk.
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