two waitresses to go with nothing on them
an interesting thing to order at a mcdonalds drive through when you’re p-ssed. (yes, i actually did this, and no, i wasn’t driving…)
drive through speaker: is that everything?
drunk p-ssenger: we’d also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
drive though speaker:
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