two-way petting zoo


you pet the animals, they pet you back.
hey jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.
you pet the animals, they pet you back.
if you’re feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.
you pet the animals, they pet you back!
ex: lets have a two way petting zoo… duh
a euphemistic way of describing an intense and p-ssionate s-xual encounter; a s-xual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a l-stful ripping off of clothing and a p-ssionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best s-x ever.
dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. crazy sh-t went down!

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