twos on a bastard
twos on a b-st-rd is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain’t sticking around, therefore making the kid a b-st-rd. also: you can never goes threes on a b-st-rd caus its just unfair on the kiddy.
michael went twos on a b-st-rd last night with that slag on argos corner
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