ultimate pelvic destruction (upd)

• description: medical condition. a term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or -n-s after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. copd antonym; cod

• parameters:
o female will complain about being swollen shut.
o usually with a very large deposit of male dna.
o must meet the following triad:
 length
 girth
 and, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o the female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 v-g-n-l, cl-toral, -n-l (or combined) -rg-sms. -rg-sms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.

• adverse medical affects:
o honeymoon cyst-tis.
o development of a hyperactive female libido.
o swollen, sore v-g-n-l lips for days after (what am i saying??? i want that!)
o the woman is swollen. urination is problematic.
o walking for the female, may be an issue.
o may required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
“omg he f-cked me so hard he gave me ultimate pelvic destruction (upd)!