United States Military Academy
federal penetantiary located above the hudson river. also known as the hudson high school for underprivileged girls . although it is known by some to produce commissioned officers for the united states army; its primary purpose is to make navy’s football team look good. populated by cadets; applicants must either obtain a nomination from their congressman, or accept attendance there as an alternative to a lengthy prison term. remarkably, it defies the time-sp-ce contiuum in that though it is only about 50 miles from the center of new york city; it is nearly 1000 miles from civilization. it is also located immediately to the north of a small anthopological dig known as “the highland falls project.” tourists are encouraged to roll their windows up when driving near or past the united states military academy as people have complained about having diplomas thrown into their cars.
he didn’t get accepted to the naval academy, so he had to go to the united states military academy.
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