upper peninsula of michigan
located directly above the lower peninsula of michigan, it’s probably the most ignored piece of land in all of america. constantly being left out of maps and, well, every conversation ever, the up specializes in producing extremely sheltered human beings. however boring it might be up here, there are some things that we are incredibly good at. those things would be racism, drug abuse, and no cell phone service. so, if you’re a white supremacist looking for a nice vacation for the whole family, feel free to hop on over to the upper peninsula of michigan, you won’t regret it.
i do not recommend coming to the upper peninsula of michigan if you are not white, you will most likely get stared down in any and every public place.
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