ur kido is a pedo
worse than the next insults of the future. cholera, aids, hiv, and cancer are nothing compared to ur kido a pedo. this unstoppable force can create black holes and anti matter within milliseconds.
carl: f-ck off c-nt
daniel: ur mom g-y
carl: ur daddy lesbian!
daniel: uh, ur granny tranny!
carl: ur sister a mister
daniel: please, have mercy! i can’t do this to you!
carl: just go f-ck yourself and suck my d-ck, p-ssy!
daniel: *whispers to himself* alright then, you asked for it
daniel: *breathes deeply* ur kido is a pedo
carl: *screams painfully*
carl gets struck by a meteorite of antimatter, ending in a result of ending humanity itself. the sun crashes into mercury and creates a black hole sucking everything in, even the universe.
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