urbanal sex
the act of jerking off while reading all of the half -ss, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
regular person: hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
looser: nah, i’m going to throw my life away online having urb-n-l s-x.
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