utah jazz fan


a fan of the utah jazz. one of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullsh-t. the most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. allergic to extended periods of success and championships.
utah jazz fans erect statues of mediocre players who have never won a championship.

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