we’ve all heard of the c-ck tower theory. now we have the v-g-n- canyon theory. take the average depth of a v-g-n- (5″) and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man wh-r-.
“that man is so deep in his v-g-n- canyon he will never get out”
a term used to describe a rich, white, old woman. usually the type who drives a porsche, clutching her $10,000 handbag tighter while walking faster when an african american man is near. a ‘reverse’ n-gg– as many of her traits are very different to what a stereotypical ‘n-gg-‘ may be. n-gg- a sits down on […]
an emoji n-body uses person 1 : 🗣 person 2: wtf
- spend money like water
to spend carelessly and/or recklessly. julia bought a new louis vuitton purse with her bonus. she spend money like water.
- dr. florian
nickname for the best boyfriend in the world, originally created by a younger brother who has since spread the term locally. dr. florian is someone who is beautiful on the inside and the out. he never fails to make you smile or brighten your day. he is devoted, p-ssionate, honest, and patient. dr. florian may […]
a bullsh-t tumblr gender. person 1: hi! i’d like to know, are you male or female? person 2: oh, i’m actually agenderflux! person 1 leaves … person 2: h-llo?