velvet painting
velvet painting is a term used to describe an absolutely sh-tty situation. it can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. the term velvet painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.
friend: so i p-ssed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my uber driver.
me: well there’s a f-cking velvet painting for ya.
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