vertical toilet paper


the act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your g-y lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. this is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping tom as the male mistress. is common among boys/men names chris that have long skinny d-cks and gigantic mushroom tips. beware.
hey tony look out for my “vertical toilet paper” tonight ;).

let mo know he missed out on my “vertical toilet paper”

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