viet cong flapjacked
whenever you’re walking underneath a canopy of tree’s and an asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a m-ssive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.
my brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got viet cong flapjacked while training for a 20k ironman course in north korea!!
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