vowel buyer
a wimpy individual, a wuss, sissy, or timid scaredy-cat. someone who cannot make a move until everything is known beforehand.
originating from the people on “wheel of fortune” who either buy a vowel when it is already obvious what the solution is (thus wasting money), or who buy a vowel too early, well before they’d have a chance of solving the puzzle, and thus essentially buy a free vowel for whoever spins next.
the clue was “a game show”, he had
“wh _ _ l _f f _ rtun _”
on the board, and he bought the three e’s before guessing! what a vowel buyer!”
to the car in front of you: “c’mon, you vowel buyer! pull out into traffic and get going! you’ll never have a bigger gap!”
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