waiting to happen


a phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.
you look like mischief waiting to happen.

old faithful is an -j-c-l-t–n waiting to happen.

jamie lynn spears is another britney spears waiting to happen.

that puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
the apocalypse, rapture, h-ll is waiting to happen. the reason jesus died for our sins. your life is dependent on jesus, do not pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn’t die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you -sseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in h-ll. for h-ll is in place of soulessness.
jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. he will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. the tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.

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