watched movies
what you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. very futile trick yet the ‘perpetrator’ is typically convinced of its effectiveness.
friend 1: i saw that “insert name here” stayed over last night, was she in your room?
friend 2: *thinks so self ‘oh no they caught me i gotta be clever’* yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
friend 1: so you slept in the same bed?
friend 2: yeah but i swear we only watched movies
friend 1: yeah sure man *wink* that’s why there’s a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
friend 2: we watched movies i swear
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