wayne rooney hat-trick


(derivative of gordie howe hat trick)

scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

immortalized by wayne rooney’s performance against stoke city on october 20, 2012.
“he was on pace for a wayne rooney hat-trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn’t net another goal in the second half.”

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