well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!
can be used with or without the “well”. australian equivalent of the american “well, stick a fork in me because i am done!” expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. acronyms: wfmdabmp, fmdabmp, wfmd, fmd. for some really good examples, watch the australian movie “welcome to woop woop”. btw, fmd would be an appropriate australian response for an australian completely mortified by an american telling him that his favorite australian movie is “welcome to woop woop”.
american: “my favorite australian movie is ‘welcome to woop woop’.”
australian: “i am grossly mortified! not all australians are like that! that movie does not accurately reflect australia!”
american: “well, f-ck me dead! i live in los angeles and you’re telling me that movies aren’t real?”
question from atop the toilet: “where’s the toilet paper?”
answer: “we’re out of toilet paper.”
response: “well, f-ck me dead and bury me pregnant!”
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