wet firing


rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
i don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all i heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

i ate way to much chili during the playoff game. i spent half the night trotting to the sh-tter and wet firing round after round.

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