Wet Raccoon


a wet racc–n is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your -ss-cheeks together on someones nose.
this is generally used with force, unless the victim is p-ssed out.

variation – brown clown nose: if you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of cr-p on the idiots nose. resembling a fake clown nose.
but made out of cr-p.
jerry was being a f-g so tom got his friends to hold jerry down while he gave him a wet racc–n.

man 1: “hey buddy, that was one nice wet racc–n you gave the drunk guy last night!”
man 2: “he has yet to discover the sh-t-stain on his nose. and i feel much better about myself inside!”
a bl-w j-b given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.
a true redneck girl can give you a wet racc–n, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

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